if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
(Source: chickensandwich)
Pussy Magnet.
DEAR YAHOO
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:
As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.
One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!
I’d be the happiest, laziest, most content person ever if this was mine
(Source: sodapop16)
A true legend.
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
did you write it in sharpie marker is the real question
Joe McNiff Gang or Die: stoptouchingmymisha: welcome to reality: spoonerismz: boughtnewsoul:...
welcome to reality: spoonerismz: boughtnewsoul: rodneykong: im like afraid to even talk to…
im like afraid to even talk to girls without their consent
THIS
SERIOUSLY.
Me:…
(Source: starstruckwish)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
lol, great way of explaining it xD
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